Is this for you?
Over the course of the years we’ve seen a wide variety of people come through our doors. People who if they fell down, they’d have a helluva time getting back up again, people who couldn’t walk for an hour without debilitating back pain, or couldn’t even lift both arms overhead due to weakness and immobility. What we’ve found however, is that it doesn’t really matter how bad they are, as long as we’re patient, determined to never quit, and communicate with each other, we can accomodate virtually any condition. What matters most is attitude.
Here is who we want:
- The words “ninja academy” make you intrigued and excited.
- You’re the type to get your ass kicked, and respond by learning to box so it never happens again.
- You simply love movement, you love how you feel when you’re active, you love to try new things, and learn new skills.
- You’re fed up with meat-market gyms where nobody makes eye contact because they’re too busy staring at themselves in the mirror.
- You’re sick and tired of being sick and tired and want a place to go that actually cares that you live a healthy fulfilling life.
- At family gatherings you spend more time playing and wrestling with your nieces and nephews than talking with other adults.
If any of these apply to you (or you wish they did) then you’ll find a home here. Call or email us to get started.







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